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  2. Chapter 27!!


    Please read!!! and don’t forget to vote! make sure to vote for the next chapter! ily <3 

     


  3. terezi-owns2:

    THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

    (Source: terezisprite2, via spicler-rnan)

     


  4. yoncehaunted:

    When an old post randomly starts getting a ton of notes

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    (via troyeslittleisland)

     

  5. tyler-oakleys-pickle:

    yeah-youtubers:

    tyler-oakleys-pickle:

    that-wink-though:

    google, asking the important questions

    plot twist: for the first time ever, Bing asks the more important questions

    is it bad that i immediately thought of frozen when reading the second comment?

    foooooor the FIRST TIME in forevER! Bing was noticed by someone!

     

  6. tyleroakley:

    me, sunday morning

    (Source: imsoshive)

     
     

  7. tyleroakley:

    coolator:

    i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

    it just got worse and worse

    its like me when i shout out an answer in class

    (via lindsayykatee)

     
     


  8. allkillernofiller:

    Wow my selfie got 3 notes thank you 12,370 followers

    (via surprisebitch)

     

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    1. me: *tells joke*
    2. me: *no one laughs*
    3. me: *stares outside window*
    4. me: *say something plays in the distance*
     

  10. My mug is ew. I need a new mug. Yes this is me. Yes I’m watching ahs while drinking tea. My holidays are nothing.

     


  11. Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

    jesusinc:

    jesusinc:

    So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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  12. extraordin-harry asked: Troye what the frick are nouns verbs and adjectives what did you learn

    troyesivan:

    noun is a name like troye

    verb when u do shit

    adjective describe the shit u do like duuuude this shit bomb as fuck

     


  13. audieaud:

    hi:

    tryswitchingitoffandonagain:

    hi:

    ummm zac efron at the mtv movie awards right now

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    what are u doing

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    why am i not there right now

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    im going to cry

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    It’s okay guys, I’m crying too. After all, we’re all in this together.

    oh no you didn’t just..

    dude, get your head in the game.

    I bet Vanessa Hudgens misses that ;)

    (via hi)

     

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